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Current Mood: NERO!!!! >3
Current Song: Shall Never Surrender (Devil May Cry 4 OST, Jason "Shyboy" Arnold)
WARNING: Rated M for swearing. Lots of swearing. Do not let parents see.
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And..... it has returned.
Yes, it has returned.
To think that after that drama incident on MySpace last year that left me a mess just because I got a bit too involved with a certain guy, I would have learned my lesson, but no.
Dante has returned to RP.
And with him, the Devil May Cry obsession has returned.
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So call me crazy, or anything, but yeah. I decided to screw it all to the winds and drag out Devil May Cry 4 again, though this time I played the PC version instead of the fucking Xbox 360 one. What can you do without a console, then? Why.... mash the keyboard, of course, while letting out string after string of curses at the demons you kill.
Which is what I exactly did.
I had no beef with the gameplay and everything, although I had to turn off the quality settings so the computer didn't crash and the game didn't lag. But then again, without the quality settings and all those fine-tuning they did to make the game look so uberly realistic, the game still looked pretty real to me. Dante looked hot (and pervertedly annoying), while Nero looked even hotter. The only problem I had with it was the slow runs, not the system, but the slow movements of the character. FGS, I thought it could go faster, but no.... Nero stuck only to one speed; slow. So the whole time I was playing, I was actually thinking, "Why is this thing so slow?" And I found out, it wasn't the system, it was just his speed.
Oh well. It wasn't so bad after all. For one, the graphics kept me entertained, and I had my attention mostly on the mini-map to see where I was going (I admit, I cheated by using a walkthrough) , and I was on the lookout for poor, innocent things to destroy to get some Red Orbs for myself (Now we all know why the amount of damage Dante does to the city equals to triple the pay he gets for eradicating the demons and saving the world. Oh well, looks like Nero has it in him too. Truly the destructive blood of Sparda). For me, I was pretty amused, especially when I first walked into the cathedral and powered up Nero's Devil Bringer, before destroying every single piece of furniture in the room to gain those precious Red Orbs I wanted to upgrade my weapons, life or character. Now, if only things like that could happen in Real Life... I could live with the awesome engined sword and the mass destruction I can cause.
Life isn't complete without destroying something for the fun of it, or just to let out some steam, eh?
So I was doing fine, having the time of my life beating Scarecrows into a bloody pulp, all until I came up to Berial's part. I got my ass served back to me on a golden platter twice, and I don't mean the time I was replaying King of Fighters 99 with K' Dash's team and got pwned by Krizalid almost thirty times until my thumb swelled. No, I found myself rolling, and ducking, and shooting and running, and trying to collect as much green orbs as I could before I got killed. And I did serve Berial quite a lot of damage with the 'Buster' technique from Nero's Devil Bringer and the slashes from 'Red Queen' (Nero, that sword is mine. I mean in. I WANT THAT FUCKING DAMN SWORD!), but the last minute, the fiery bastard just had to get up and pounce on me, killing me in the process just as I'm about to kill him.
Alright, you people out there reading this... yeah, you people that are already experts in DMC 4. Call me a noob, so what? I don't give a rat's ass. *waves Red Queen about and revs the handle*
I mean, c'mon. It was just a bit of stress relief, nothing much. >___>
Lol, but yeah. There was I, mashing the poor keyboard and spewing out strings of curses at those bastard scarecrows that love appearing to accost me out of nowhere, which was steadily getting louder and louder over the minutes. Happened like this.
Jade: *mashing the keyboard keys to create Smokin' Sick Stylish combos with the Devil Bringer, Red Queen and Blue Rose (Nero's trusty revolver which I don't use... much)* Damn you Scarecrows....... damn you damn you.... oh shit...... die!! I'm gonna kill you... die, just die.... *more appears* Oh fuck....
Everyone around her: o_____O'''''
Yes, that was me. Rather nice mouth I have there, don't I? It's all courtesy of Dante and too much DMC games. *shrugs* So what? I called someone a prick before and I wasn't supposed to say that. XD I don't give a damn... lalala... I don't give a friggin damn.....
And yeah.... my short letting-off-some-steam stint with DMC 4 PC has led me to a conclusion.
Nero.. is waaaayyyyyyyy hotter than Dante. WAY hotter. Yes, Dante, Nero's way hotter than you. Suck it up. =P
Nero vs Berial PC (DMC 4)
Still trying to transmute gold on 04:34
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Current mood: ..... crappy.....
Current song: March of Mephisto (Kamelot)
So I've been in a very crappy mood lately. I don't know why. Perhaps I'm just pissed off at the world or something, but I'm not a very happy girl inside. Just need to get this out of my system for a bit... btw, does anyone recognize these sigils?
Yeah, they're demon sigils. I have the first hanging on my bag; the Behemoth. Maybe it's Satan's sigil, but I know he has another, that looks like a cup or goblet or something. The second belongs to Malphas, the last Phoenix, or Phenex. *sighs* Yes, I'm really not a happy girl to be sticking my head in Demonology now. ^^; In any case, I don't really mind. There's a theory that demons are the Gods of ancient times, and as far as I know, I've ALWAYS been interested in Egyptian Gods and all.
But that's absolutely private, so I'm shutting up right now.
Anyhoo, there's nothing much for me to write. Just wanted to vent something out and all. But I realized something. I swear almost occasionally and automatically when facing with a problem. XD Like yesterday, I was cooking Maggi Mee for lunch, the chicken flavored one, and my finger touched the hot pot slightly more than once. This was how it went:
Jade: *stirring the pot with chopsticks, a bit of her finger touches the tip of the hot metal* F@%K!
(next)
Jade: *washing the pot while it's still hot, her hand moves down a bit too close to the base of the handle, touches the hot part that hasn't been cooled with water yet* S^#T!
(next)
Jade: *carries the bowl back to the computer, finds that her pencilbox is taking up the space, doesn't know where to put the bowl down first* D@^N....
And yep. That's me. To tell the truth, I found it a bit hilarious, I don't know why. But while thinking about it again, I just couldn't help laughing. XD
And shit, my nose is hurting again... damn cold days..... >___>;
Still trying to transmute gold on 13:23
